Do nice guys ALWAYS finish last?
October 10, 2007
If you’re asking me, yes they do.
I’ve been a ‘nice guy’ my whole life, and I finish last.
I hear girls go on and on about how,”I wish I could just find that sweet, sensitive guy that’ll care about me and my feelings.”.
Bull. Shit.
Know WHY that’s bullshit? Because “sweet, sensitive guys” are overlooked.
Every-time.
Face it. Arrogant morons are usually funnier, often times more attractive (which leads to a certain cockyness), and more approachable then regular “nice guys”.
Big douchebags seem to have some sort of gravitational pull for perfectly nice girls to get sucked into. And when nice girls are in with the douchebag, that particular girl is busy dealing with that guy, or hating all guys in general once they break up for at least 2-3 weeks.
During that time, nice guys like me are probably sitting in the corner of a coffee shop, alone, without a douchebag-cell in their body.
Maybe think about that the next time you see a quiet guy at a bar, bookstore, or coffee shop. There’s a chance he’s not a douchebag.
October 11, 2007 at 12:59 am
Hahaha, I think I may fall into the Arrogant Moron category
You’re right though… being the nice guy doesn’t always pay off, the key (if I may be so bold) seems to be the right mixture of funny, cocky, sweet, sensitive and good in bed. You cover all of those and looks don’t even come into it.
October 11, 2007 at 2:08 am
all i’ve got to say is:
i’m so glad/super stoked/excited you have a blog again.
i feel like…dancing even.
oh, and if this thing had kudos or points or something ultra gay like that, i would so give them.
cheers to the all the guys coming in last these days and boos to highschool drama queens wanting to feel unwanted by doucebag boyfriends so they can bitch about it.