You know what? Fuck you, Dane Cook.
October 10, 2007
Dane Cook = mediocre.
”But Dylan! Don’t you think his jokes are funny?”
Sure.
The FIRST TIME I HEAR THEM.
“What about this Dane Cook joke? <insert lame-ass joke> ”
And he better thank his lucky fuckin’ stars that Jessica Alba is in his next movie,
that’s all I’m saying.
Now, granted, when I saw his Comedy Central special for the FIRST time, I thought it was entertaining.
But, then again, people getting paper cuts and when people suffer from headaches also go in the category of “What Dylan finds passingly entertaining”.
After seeing the special, I thought,”Hehe, well that was funny.” then proceeded to flip to the History channel to watch a show on nuclear submarines.
Did I go out and tell all my friends over and over again how much I liked it, then decide it was necessary to refresh the general public’s memory of my tv-watching evening by force-feeding his tired jokes into their brain?
Nope.
